what?
arosu-sama:

xlb42:

xlb42:

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

I call bullshit

fuck me it actually worked
I’ve never gotten one of these to work before

I want bones in da inbox :D

arosu-sama:

xlb42:

xlb42:

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

I call bullshit

fuck me it actually worked

I’ve never gotten one of these to work before

I want bones in da inbox :D

I'll bite.) "How'd we get in THIS mess?"

international-studies:

alexielthegreat:

international-studies:

3. Are trapped in an elevator

"How many people actually get trapped in an elevator even once in their lives?” Leks questioned, moving to the corner and slowly sinking to the ground. “This is the second time this has happened to me. I’m never going on an elevator again.” 

"We have now," she says, smiling and offering her hand for him to shake.  "Alexiel."  

"It’s nice to meet you Alexiel. I’m Leks," he replied, taking her hand and shaking it. "Or Aleks or Aleksander if you prefer; most people just call me Leks. And I’m not usually quite this pessimistic, I’m just fed up with my bad luck, so I do apologize for that.” 

"Oh, hah!  Hey, Leks and Lex.  Easy to remember," she says, smiling and shaking his hand, finding a comfortable seat near him, though not invading his space.  "I can understand your being annoyed at the situation, but things could always be worse.  I’ve had my run of bad luck this year too."  

After a moment she fishes around in her backpack.  ”Soda?  I think I have an extra can in here…”

I'll bite.) "How'd we get in THIS mess?"

international-studies:

alexielthegreat:

international-studies:

3. Are trapped in an elevator

"How many people actually get trapped in an elevator even once in their lives?” Leks questioned, moving to the corner and slowly sinking to the ground. “This is the second time this has happened to me. I’m never going on an elevator again.” 

"Oh, it’s not so bad.  Look, if it doesn’t start up in a couple minutes, we’ll just press the firefighter button and wait it out," she says, taking a seat on the floor.  "It could be worse.  You could have gotten stuck all alone."  

"That’s true. Last time I was stuck with my enemy and then the electricity went out. I’m not sure any other bad elevator experience can beat that." He looked up at her, trying to mentally push away the pessimism. "Have we met, by the way?" 

"We have now," she says, smiling and offering her hand for him to shake.  "Alexiel."  

I'll bite.) "How'd we get in THIS mess?"

international-studies:

3. Are trapped in an elevator

"How many people actually get trapped in an elevator even once in their lives?” Leks questioned, moving to the corner and slowly sinking to the ground. “This is the second time this has happened to me. I’m never going on an elevator again.” 

"Oh, it’s not so bad.  Look, if it doesn’t start up in a couple minutes, we’ll just press the firefighter button and wait it out," she says, taking a seat on the floor.  "It could be worse.  You could have gotten stuck all alone."  

viviku:

gothfabio:

ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

thortv:

ThorTV at SacAnime

thortv:

ThorTV at SacAnime

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

dat-soldier:

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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Come at me, fuckboys!

life-writer:

everyone should see this movie ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪

life-writer:

everyone should see this movie ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪

just-cuz-rivaldi:

I haven’t posted anything in ages, so have a triple-whammy.
Their friendship just means a lot to me.

just-cuz-rivaldi:

I haven’t posted anything in ages, so have a triple-whammy.

Their friendship just means a lot to me.